American Meddlers

 Did the Russian hackers meddle in our 2016 Presidential election, or did the American hackers meddle in our last Presidential election?  According to Hillary Clinton, the Russian hackers meddled in our 2016 Presidential election under the “guidance” of the American (hackers).  They, the American hackers, colluded with and paid the Russian hackers nickels, dimes and quarters to prevent Hillary Clinton from winning the election.  I know that from my personal experience as the owner of Soytempeh.

The Russian and the Ukrainian hackers have hacked
Soytempeh for at least 10 years in the past, if not longer.  I think they had eaten rotten tempeh that looked and tasted ugly that the American tempeh entrepreneurs had produced, and they took their revenge on us. Either that or the American tempeh makers have given up trying to make Soytempeh that looks as gorgeous as our tempeh, and they paid the Russian and Ukrainian hackers nickels, dimes and quarters to hack and destroy our site - Soytempeh - out of pure jealousy and envy.

Donald Trump has decades of experience as a successful businessman, whereas Hillary Clinton has only years of experience as a politician, but no business experience. America, with trillions of foreign debts, needs a leader that can compete in business, and not a politician who can only talk 24/7/365. Look, for example, Donald Trump said that he wants to build the Mexican border wall with solar panels attached to them. The solar panels can generate plenty of electricity that can be sold to the public. Jobs are now returning to the U.S., while under the Democrats jobs are leaving the U.S.

Does it surprise you to see that Hillary Clinton, a Democrat, lost the 2016 election? It doesn’t surprise me at all. In fact, it is to be expected. Some say we are lucky that the Russian and American hackers meddle in the U.S. 2016 election. If not, we will see more jobs leaving the U.S., and our country will become a third world country like Bangladesh.

I predict that the Democrats will lose in almost every election, nation-wide, for the next 50 years or more.

It’s time that they start thinking about hiring American and Russian hackers and pay them in a larger denomination, such as dollar bills, five dollar bills, and 20-dollar bills, instead of pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters.

And stop hacking us, because you can never make gorgeous tempeh like we can. And that is the truth.